I, Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the Village, will attempt to write my first really important Blog on a real official blogging site. I am excited.
I have decided, as the wonderfully insightful Airedale that I am, to write about my MOMMY and I! I refer to my MOMMY in capital letters. OK, yes, she is a little bit full of herself, but if I had my choice, I would put her name in neon lights, or better yet, hire the Goodyear blimp to fly with “MOMMY” attached to the back of the blimp! Not MOMMY, but the letters! (Ya know.. the Goodyear blimp is here in Akron – I can just picture MOMMY flying on the tail end… hehehe)
I might call this MOMMY and Me. Whatever it is called, it will show the love my MOMMY has for me and I have for her. Maybe it will be a best seller, maybe a movie – kind of like Marley and Me! I will need different actresses to play MOMMY at various times of her life. I think she would like Angelina Jolie – who wouldn’t? The one person I don’t think MOMMY wants in the movie is Chrissie Hynde – for various reasons – hehehe
MOMMY and I have been together since April 18, 2002. MOMMY turned 56 this year, and on January 16, 2010, I will be 8-years old – 56 in humine years! It makes us happy that we will be the same age at the same time! We make each other happy. MOMMY whispers to me every night – YES! I allow her a spot in my large humine bed… she is my MOMMY after all! Anyway, she whispers to me; “Good night Farfel, I am so glad I have you!” MOMMY doesn’t remember telling anybody else those words except for those humine children and the grandheathens. I am glad I make MOMMY happy.
So, I guess I will be blogging about MOMMY and me! No, it won’t be all mushy and sappy! Thinking about titles now .. A Girl and her dog ---- well, she is an old girl.. hehehe… A dog and his MOMMY … nope.. no ring to that one…. I will think of something. For now… I just want to put something in so my blog isn’t empty…hehehe…
OH ------ one of the most VERRRY important things …. I am in a relationship with the Lovely Miss Fergi!! She is a lovely, delicate, sweet .. (sigh, I am in love) Wire Fox Terrier! Her totally cool brother Jake is my best friend! I love their Mommy, and that really pretty girl who lives with them! MOMMY and I love their blogs! MOMMY gets watery eyes, even with the happy stuff! Anyway, I am glad to be here … and I hope I don’t disappoint anybody – OH – MOMMY is very technologically inept … it might take years to figure this out -- as far as adding links and pictures – but she is trying!
Farfel E. Pluribus Unum
(MOMMY makes new names for me -- she is odd, but sweet and harnless)
MOMMY has made a list of -- W.W.F. D. (What would Farfel do) Like I said, MOMMY is odd .. and thinks totally unfunny things are funny -- but, I want to include my W.W.F.D in my blogs!
You are walking down the street, and you see a $10.00 bill lying in the road -- W.W.F.D ----
I, Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the Village would .... sniff it --- figure out there is no food value ... and... continue to walk with my nose to the ground .. hoping to encounter those elderly, frail ladies, with the tiny little dogs -- on those maddening retractable leashes! I am quite imposing .. when up against the oldsters and the yapsters :)
MOMMY and ME!
MY LOVELY MISS FERGI (sigh...)