|Look at this face !!|
OK, back to me -- I am HURT, INJURED, and BLEEEEEEEEEEDING!! I've got that Terrier "shake" thing going on .... I need......a treat.... or meat.....or a cookie....or ANYTHING!!! I am HURT!!!!!
It's quite gruesome --- isn't it ? I am suffering.... and she..................Star....well,.....she's pretty darn tough... for a ... GIRL!!! Star was sitting next to MY MOMMY and my girl grandheathen... I went up to them for some HUGGS (that's all... just HUGGS), and Star started hissing at me...because... she can't growl!!! Well, MOMMY and the girl grandheathen started laughing... and then, all of a sudden.... Star had to become possessive of MY girls!!!!! The rest is a blur....MOMMY yelled as loud as she could to stop -- and put her boot in between our faces --- it's OK, she had on those UGGly boots!! It would talk an alligator to get through one of those!! Anyway, we stopped, I was screaming -- and Star.. was unusually calm .....hmmmmm!!!
MOMMY checked me out and saw the enormous injury to my ear --- MY beautiful EAR!!! I am scarred for life!!!! I don't believe scars give people character --- I am already a character, and I don't need a painful injury to prove just how brave I am!!! OH -- THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY cleaned my gaping wound...and put some ointment on the deeeeeeeep puncture wound...the blood was spurting out EVERYWHERE!!! I think she hit an ARTERY!!!! Star kept sneaking around trying to get a look at the medical procedure I was going through -- Thank GOD MOMMY knows emergency medicine!!! Who knows what could happen in that "Golden Hour!!" I had major TRAUMA!!!! MOMMY doesn't normally have Morphine on hand here at home ... but, if she did -- I think I need a nice Morphine drip of some kind ... or at the VERY least .... a cookie!!!
So....after my treatment.... Star and I talked -- OK, I talked and she listened ... we did that "Airedale" dance!! That's what we call it -- you know when two dogs get close to each other -- -with wagging tails (hers is so ostentatious) ... and we making jerking moves like we are dancing .....??? Kind of like Elaine from Seinfeld .....MOMMY has no idea what we are doing, but....she says it appears to be "friendly!"
Well, I need to rest --- I am not only physically drained, I am emotionally drained................
But first ......THE VICIOUS ATTACKER: STAR ---WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!
|WANTED (for crimes against Farfelmanity!)|
Just look at that face --- she reminds me of a Roller Derby girl ... or a Lady wrestler.... Or one of those tough girls......actually --- her gruff, raspy bark SUITS HER!!!!!
I will be pouting, and avoiding her for the rest of the day .... and soaking up the attention from my MOMMY!!!
LOVE to you ALL .... I'm glad she didn't KILL me!!!
Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the VILLAGE, who is slightly maimed, but...... still has those boyish good looks!!!!!
Star* "HE STARTED IT!"
Farfel "DID NOT!!!!"
Star* "YES YOU DID -- Drama King!"
Farfel "HOW DARE YOU?!!"
Star* "Wanna go another round??"