Sunday, March 13, 2011

Bitey Face ?? I THINK not!!!!!

Look at this face !!   

 I Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the .....INSULTED!!!!   I have been MAIMED for life!!!!  All due to one small, female with a LONG (and I do mean LONG) tail, and NO BARK!!!!  She blatantly attacked me!!!!  She bit a HOLE, yes a HOLE in my ear!!!!  It was AWFUL!!! She wouldn't let go!!!  I don't think I ever heard MOMMY yell so loud -- it isn't her nature ...I usually do the loud yelling!!!

OK, back to me -- I am HURT, INJURED, and BLEEEEEEEEEEDING!! I've got that Terrier "shake" thing going on .... I need......a treat.... or meat.....or a cookie....or ANYTHING!!!  I am HURT!!!!!


It's quite gruesome --- isn't it ? I am suffering.... and she..................Star....well,.....she's pretty darn tough... for a ... GIRL!!!   Star was sitting next to MY MOMMY and my girl grandheathen... I went up to them for some HUGGS (that's all... just HUGGS), and Star started hissing at me...because... she can't growl!!!  Well, MOMMY and the girl grandheathen started laughing... and then, all of a sudden.... Star had to become possessive of MY girls!!!!!  The rest is a blur....MOMMY yelled as loud as she could to stop -- and put her boot in between our faces --- it's OK, she had on those UGGly boots!!  It would talk an alligator to get through one of those!!  Anyway, we stopped, I was screaming -- and Star.. was unusually calm .....hmmmmm!!!

MOMMY checked me out and saw the enormous injury to my ear --- MY beautiful EAR!!! I am scarred for life!!!!  I don't believe scars give people character --- I am already a character, and I don't need a painful injury to prove just how brave I am!!! OH -- THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOMMY cleaned my gaping wound...and put some ointment on the deeeeeeeep puncture wound...the blood was spurting out EVERYWHERE!!!  I think she hit an ARTERY!!!!  Star kept sneaking around trying to get a look at the medical procedure I was going through -- Thank GOD MOMMY knows emergency medicine!!!  Who knows what could happen in that "Golden Hour!!" I had major TRAUMA!!!!  MOMMY doesn't normally have Morphine on hand here at home ... but, if she did -- I think I need a nice Morphine drip of some kind ... or at the VERY least .... a cookie!!!

So....after my treatment.... Star and I talked -- OK, I talked and she listened ... we did that "Airedale" dance!! That's what we call it -- you know when two dogs get close to each other -- -with wagging tails (hers is so ostentatious) ... and we making jerking moves like we are dancing .....??? Kind of like Elaine from Seinfeld .....MOMMY has no idea what we are doing, but....she says it appears to be "friendly!"

Well, I need to rest --- I am not only physically drained, I am emotionally drained................


WANTED (for crimes against Farfelmanity!)

Just look at that face --- she reminds me of a Roller Derby girl ... or a Lady wrestler.... Or one of those tough girls......actually --- her gruff, raspy bark SUITS HER!!!!!

I will be pouting, and avoiding her for the rest of the day .... and soaking up the attention from my MOMMY!!!

LOVE to you ALL .... I'm glad she didn't KILL me!!!

Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the VILLAGE, who is slightly maimed, but...... still has those boyish good looks!!!!!

Farfel "DID NOT!!!!"
Star* "YES YOU DID -- Drama King!"
Farfel "HOW DARE YOU?!!"
Star* "Wanna go another round??"
Farfel "no"


  1. OUCH! How dare she bite into your sweet ear, Farfel! We hope this is the first time and the last time that this ever happens!
    Be nice to your brother, Star!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  2. Sisters can be such bullies...poor Farfel :(
    We get sprayed with water from a squirt bottle, when we play too rough....pretty much all the time..heehee

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  3. Oh the horror!! Star obviously needs a lesson in how to honor ones sibling. When Hootie gets too rough I just clobber him with (what is known at our house as) the heavy paw. I plop my paw on his back and render him helpless. But then, he is 30# lighter than me. I hope you heal and get well soon. Did ya at least get that cookie honey??

  4. Maybe Star thought you wanted to start wearing an earring? I'm so sorry that you got attacked. I think a 24 hour cookie dispenser is in order!

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  5. Oh my Deew Fawfel
    I only hope that youw sweet Fewgie doesn't see this howwibull injuwy to you. she would be most upset. You poow Boy. I'm sowwy you didn't have one of those mo phene dwips, but hope the cookies wewe powewful enuff to soof you a little. giwls can be vewy tough, and Staw looks like i wouldn't want to mess wif hew. just stay close to youw Mommi and get lots of soofing love.
    smoochie kisses
    pee ess You awe still incwedibully handsome!
    pee ess ess..we hope youw Mom is getting bettew and bettew

  6. What? Star did what to you? She must have had an out of body experience. It's the only explanation we can come up with! Fergi has been beside herself ... tail down ... full of worry. She so hates conflict. Of any type. So. I'm here to suggest Fergi's best medicine. 'Cause I know it's what she'd want for you: lots of cuddles and attention, quiet time with your MOMMY and abundant supplies of cookies.

    Hoping your ear has healed. You can always consider a diamond stud in it. That would look good on your handsome self.

    Much love and many xxx
    Hoping your MOMMY is feeling better and better
    Jake (and your sad and distressed Lovely Fergi)

  7. Oh my goodness Farfel your poor ear! Are you feeling better now? What a dreadful thing to happen to you.

    We are sure Star must be feeling very sorry for hurting you.

    Molly, Taffy, MOnty and Winnie