Thursday, April 7, 2011

NY, Foobs, The Village.... and me, Farfel :)

I, Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the Village, have recovered fully from my vicious attack from my barkless, long-tailed, pregnant sister!!!!  I am fine :)

Star, the long-tailed little scrapper is also doing fine. MOMMY gets frustrated with her because she isn't like me! MOMMY assumes all Airedales are like me, and like the Airedales in the YouTube videos. Star is nothing like what MOMMY thinks of typical Airedales. MOMMY, much to my dismay, is always hugging Star, telling her nice things, and Star is still "standoffish!"  It might be the pregnancy, or even getting used to all of us, or maybe she didn't have people in her face 99% of the time. Star does get on the bed, and furniture -- YAY -- and the big couch is considered "Star's couch," while I have to fit MY football player physique on the small love seat. Hopefully, after Star's babies are born, her life here will become normal -- well, normal to our life :)

MOMMY is doing fine from her surgery -- except for the nagging pain 24/7. Yesterday, MOMMY had her first "fill." They have to fill the expanders to get the skin stretched enough so that eventually, MOMMY will have huge Pamela Anderson boobs-- or foobs :) Today, MOMMY went for an MRI. She has to do this every six-months to keep tabs on her brain tumor -- Hector. Well, one of the questions they ask before any MRI is -- "Do you have any metal in your body?" Well, in each expander there is a little magnet so the Doc can find the port to inject the saline in order to expand.... the expander. The techs said they didn't think they could do the MRI. It could have demagnetized the expanders ....or even moved them. MOMMY told the tech that she didn't want to have one boob facing up and the other facing down. The tech looked at MOMMY with sadness --- MOMMY then said... Yeah..and I don't really want them to explode -- what a mess that would be!!!  Finally the tech had to laugh -- and MOMMY explained her kind of weird sense of humor -- well, weird to some people  :)

In other news --- MOMMY just got back from NYC. She had so much fun!!!!   The New York Yankee Homecoming dinner was awesome!!!  Yes, Derek was there  :)  The opener the next day was awesome -- but rainy and cold. The new Yankee Stadium is fantastic!!!  And, John Leguizamo in Ghetto Klown at the Lyceum -- MOMMY never laughed so hard!!!!  

MOMMY also hung out in the Village, and noticed all of the humines with the canines. The canines were VERRRRRRY well-behaved. MOMMY also kept her eyes peeled for a cute WFT -- hoping that Asta may have been on a walk  :) No Asta  :(  No WFT's either  :(  MOMMY did see an old ragged, but very adorable Airedale, with his old ragged humine. MOMMY told her friend Eddie, she wished she could walk Star and I in the Village ------ BUT --- then added.....Star wouldn't bark -- but FARFEL, the ONLY Airedale (that barks like a maniac) in the Village would!!!!!!!!!!  MOMMY was amazed how quiet and well-behaved the Village dogs were -- and they resembled their humines -- so cute!!!!  Maybe one day I will get to visit the big city -- but MOMMY thinks the horn-honking, the sirens, the people, the dogs, and the food vendors would be a little bit too much for me --- or the City :)  It isn't ready for me, Farfel ---- the ONLY Airedale in the Village (here in Ohio).

So, everything is getting back to normal here -- MOMMY isn't back to work yet -- too much pain right now, but I think she needs to get back to the reality (hehehehe) of her job. MOMMY is looking forward to getting back to the gym, and get rid of the huge booty she grew as a result of lack of activity, and quitting smoking. She smokes now -- UGH!!    MOMMY will quit --- again....and again .... :)   

MOMMY is going to post pictures of NY ... and US, and maybe the hugeness of her temporary foobs (not naked -- you would all die laughing) ...   :)

You all have a great day!!!

Farfel    :)     (and Star (preggo), and MOMMY)


  1. It's great to "see" you again Farfel! Thanks for all of the very important updates. I hope Star adapts to life with a nice family soon.

    Nubbin wiggles,

  2. Wow- lots of news! Hope the Star's hormones? get better as the pregnancy progresses. The momma's went to NYC last month and saw an Airedale walking one morning in front of their hotel but couldn't get down to the lobby in time to act like the typical maniacs they are when they see one out of town!

  3. Fawfel and Staw
    I can't believe youw mommi was hewe and didn't call me..i would have loved to give hew a hoomungous smoochie kiss
    I'm sowwy she has that howwid pain still i hope it goes you think whe'll be able to walk stwaight once she has those Pamela boobies????
    just wondewing..mommi nevew had big boobies and even the little ones she has awe sagging all down, so i guess it's a good thing, hehehe
    I will cwoss my paws that youw mommi's pain goes away and all hew tests awe good and if she evew comes to NYC again and doesn't come visit , I'll nevew fowgive hew. so thewe
    smoochie kisses

  4. We would be crazy dales in the big city!! So glad that your mommy had fun and nice to see you back in blogville.
    Don't furget to post baby puppy pics. We love the baby dales!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  5. We're so glad to hear that your mommy had fun in NYC, Farfel, but what a bummer that she didn't run into Asta! We hope your mommy feels 100% soon!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  6. Thank you everybody for you very nice comments!

    Asta, MOMMY promises when she goes back to NY she will hopefully meet you and your Mommi :) MOMMY said that her old lady crush -- Derek Jeter wasn't "all that!" She would have rather hugged a fuzzy dog and met your Mommi :) MOMMY still loves the Yankees though!!!

    I have to go for now ..... I am surrounded by women (not necessarily a bad thing)! MOMMY -- who is odd in her own way ... Star...the very weird hormonal girl...(moody and snappy, ugh!), and my sweet girl -- the grandheathen --- BUT ... I don't think I can sit through another ICarly episode, or wait until she drops a morsel of food on the floor!! She snacks more that I do!!! I do like her though... she pets me very softly, and tells me I am so cute --- hehehee I am :)

  7. Thanks fur the updates!

    What a khalm and khwiet life woo lead!


  8. Farfel. Remember us? It's okay if you need a refresher. We've only been gone for ... like ... forever.

    Anyhow. I'm here to say: If Fergi and I can handle The Village (in NY), you can. We weren't happy ('cept for when we stopped to enjoy the Washington Square Park fountain ... and when we sat by benches and ate morsels of yummy food ... and when we peed and pooed on the concrete like city dogs ... and when we watched the pigeons ... and when we walked through the spinning doors meaning we were BACK HOME!), but we still LOVED being there. A lot. And we hope to go back.

    Your MOMMY MUST meet Asta and her Mommi (and our adoptive Daddi) when she/you go next time. She (Asta) gives really good smoochie kisses.

    We are so glad to read that your MOMMY is progressing nicely ... and keeping her humor through it all. She is one amazing lady.

    Don't give up on us. We're here. Just a little incommunicado sometimes.

    Much love from me, Jake and from your Lovely Miss Fergi (who is now on the couch ... after over 2 1/2 years she has finally decided it is a nice place to lounge)