I have chosen to name my LUMP .. "Anthony Wiener!" Just like my lump -- he should be removed!! MOMMY thought I should name it "Glenn Beck," or "Ann Coulter!" I don't think "Glenn Beck" is an interesting name (or person), and "Ann Coulter" just isn't right for my LUMP! There are sooo many choices --- "Sarah Palin," "John Edwards," or even "FOX News!" I like the name "ANTHONY WIENER," and I am sticking with it -- WIENER IT IS!!! Even though all mentioned should be permanently eradicated --- like my LUMP! :)
So, please send out some "ANTI-WIENER" thoughts to my MOMMY -- (anti-wiener as in lump --- know what I mean?, hehehe). MOMMY could not exist without me!! It's not only because I am wonderful, perfect, handsome, hilarious, huggable --- but because I am the ONLY Airedale in MOMMY'S Village, and I understand her, and have been through EVERYTHING with her! I know you all feel about your humines as I do about mine -- I know you understand :)
Thank you for listening to me, you are all very much appreciated :)
Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the Village --- "WHAT LUMP?"
Below are some photos of my LUMP -- it IS GRUESOME! It's an Albatross -- an Alien waiting to jump out...it has marred my perfect physique ... hehehehe :)
|It does NOT have a Twitter Account :)|
|Still Smiling :)|
By the way --- Star also has a very special place in MOMMY'S heart. I saw Star yesterday when I got my beautiful haircut :) She did not hiss at me --- YAY!!! MOMMY spent time on the floor with Star's babies -- and was trying to decide which one was her favorite ---- they all were :) But, as we ALL know --- I, Farfel, the ONLY Airedale in the Village (I never get tired of saying that!) am MOMMY'S favorite --- Step aside humine brothers --- you know where you stand ...hahaha behind me and Anthony Wiener!!!!